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Katy Perry is topless on the cover of the August issue of Esquire as part of their sinister plot to trick heterosexual males into buying their publication. See, heterosexual males are easily distracted by hot chicks without their clothes on, so it’s almost like shooting fish in a barrel for the Esquire marketing department. It all starts off innocently enough — maybe you pick up the August issue and browse through for pictures of Katy Perry’s tits for a half-hearted fap session. But then one day you wake up and find yourself wondering if your vermilion cashmere summer scarf is the perfect accent for your silk-and-linen-blend blouson. But of course by then, it’s too late, because you’re already gay.
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